Positive Things About Logan.

It surely isn’t fair to continually bang on about what a rotten place Logan is. I am a dreadful offender when it comes to this so I apologise and make a pledge. This post is going to be all about the positive side of Logan - all the good things. I’m confident that there are many things about Logan that make it a worthwhile locale and I am going to find these and list them here. I encourage you to think up some plus factors yourself and add them to the list.

Here we go:

* Logan has got some leafy trees.
* Logan is in Australia.
* My 3-year-old granddaughter lives in it.
* Granddaughter allows her 1-year-old brother to live with her in Logan.
* Logan has got some parrots and stuff like that flying about.
* Logan is called a city but is really a village (of the damned – stop it!).
* I saw an Echidna once in Millstream Road and it was not road-kill.
* Logan is quite close to civilization.
* We have got a streetlight in our road (just one, but it is quite bright).
* It is raining today in Logan.
* A UFO has not abducted anyone since we joined Logan – allegedly.
* Logan is an anagram of Gnola, which is a female gnome.
* Is Gordon the Garden Gnome pronounced Ordon the Arden Nome?
* Logan councillors are good for a laugh.
* When they are not being really embarrassing.
* Beaudesert is no longer ‘The Big City’.
* Now we are in Logan, my brother can’t call me a country bumpkin.
* My brother lives in Brown Stains for fucks sake.
* I used to call him Bogan Genetic Rubbish.
* Now I am Bogan Genetic Rubbish and my brother is very happy.
* He is a shit bag of the first water.


That will do for now. The strain of trying to think of Logan positively is intolerable so I’ll have a rest. If you think of anything, please let me know.